Prelude to a Post

I went grocery shopping this evening prior to sitting down to more Men's 3 Meter Springboard Diving. Who doesn't enjoy a little diving with a banana hammock and your closest friends? I was faced with a bit of a dilemma. Some people are out there looking to find the cheapest gas. Well, I'm out there pinching pennies on a different type of fuel. Some of the uppity ups might conisder it petrol. I consider it to be sweet nectar. When I entered the walk-in cooler I was greeted by two friends I haven't seen since college, Mr. 24 Ounce and Mr. 40 Ounce. How do you choose without hurting someone's feelings? I was conflicted.

...until I was introduced to the NKTB. If you don't know what that stands for look it up. At only 5.4 cents/ounce the price couldn't be beat, and when I thought things couldn't get any better I realized I was looking at a product I had never laid eyes on before. I couldn't believe it. As I was walking to check-out I heard someone say, "they make PBR Light?". Those were my exact words when I first laid eyes on it. Damn straight they make PBR Light! Here it is with a new label but the same piss taste. Mmm, mmm good. Isn't that a Folgers tag-line or something? I know, it's Campbell's Soup. Still a liquid.

-Drink this so you can tolerate this on MSNBC at 3AM...

-Going for the gold. God Bless America!